mom...MOM! my finger hurts.

for real. index finger on my left paw. it's killing me. under the nail, so i can't get to it. can't type with it either, so every letter i would normally type with the index, i now have to use my middle finger. stupid.
it's also dirty under the nail and i can't clean it without crying and wiggling in severe pain.
some stuff oozed out from under the nail earlier, too. what the fuck is it? it's not the fun kind of science. it's the hurty kind.
soaked it in hot water. nothing. cold water. nothing.
it's a very important finger.
i gotta point at stuff, type stuff, pick stuff, tap stuff. all kinds of shit.
i'm dying. and it starts at the finger.
i'm slowly decaying.
withering away.
i should take off the old nail polish for the finger funeral.
yr coming, right?