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Monday, March 06, 2006

puppy knuckles

I know all of you are sick to death of me talking about my dog and probably hope i die after this post, but please? one more story? at least for a little bit?
ok? good.

so we hit the barkpark for a while yestarday, you know the usual sunday afternoon jaunt, and Rizzo was there. he's another Siberian Husky also from M.U.S.H.R. (i could tell stories about his owner, but no way...i'll just get twitchy) and he looks exactly like Aries. same color, size, eyes, age, everything. I couldn't believe it when i first met him a while ago. it's really strange to see them together because even from a short distance it's very difficult to tell them apart. so natch, i call Riz aries' brother.
Some other dog owner noticed how much they look alike and asked how i told them apart. I told her that they have different collars, Aries is better behaved and she's better looking.
ANYWAYS............

I usually keep treats in my pocket at the barkpark for good dogs, or when Aries is being awesome, but this time Rizzo would not leave me alone and followed me everywhere for about 2 hours. would not go away, kept jumping on me and begging for treats and was just being obnoxious. Aries didn't mind for awhile, just let it go and did her own thing, but after a few hours she noticed this husky who was just crazy fucking with me and his owner thought it was funny and disn't do anything, even though i was like "yeah, i'm done now, call yr dumb dog", so Aries FREAKED. she was all "get the fuck away from my mom!" and just threw the fuck down on Rizzo. i mean straight up fucked him up.
she grabbed his collar and threw him on the ground and stood on top of him. if he got up to follow me again, she'd bite his neck and drag him away, then stood between me and him and barked and growled with teeth out and ears back and would turn around every now and then to lick my hands and nuzzle me to see if i was ok.

i was so proud. my little booboo really does love me and will fuck up anyone who messes with me.
when it was time to go and we got to the gate, she turned around gave Rizzo one more paw in the ass for good measure, then pranced to the car with me, like she knew she was the big hero.

goddamn, i love that fucker.
don't mess with me unless you want husky teeth embedded in yr head.

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