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Friday, February 10, 2006

smells like husky poop.

Main Entry: di·ar·rhea
Pronunciation: "dI-&-'rE-&
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English diaria, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarrhoia, from diarrhein to flow through, from dia- + rhein to flow -- more at STREAM
1 : abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
2 : excessive flow


To the tune of Barry Manilows' "Mandy".............

Oh Boppy, you came and you shit in my hallway, but i wasn't mad, oh Boppy

Oh Aries, you went to the vet and a got a shot, you cried like a puppy, oh Aries

Oh Silly, you cry when you poop so much pudding, while it ever be solid, oh Silly

goddamnit. this is so hard. i really can't complain because i'm not the one shitting mud all over the place, but fuck, i really feel for her. i swear if i could suck the sick right out her, i would. i would take it for her so she wouldn't ever have to feel like this again.

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