i spit a lot, and swear while drinking and reading comic books. i can rock out so hard and kick yr ass even harder. i can play video games and roll a joint. i can do laundry and change a tire.

but i also wear dresses, drink tea, play with make-up and give a great back-rub. i can keep plants alive and impress yr parents.

i'm a lady. a tough and cool lady, but still a lady. treat me like one.
not always, but sometimes.