you go the action she got the issues

i usually don't reveal too much about myself at work and around my co-workers. mostly cuz i didn't get a job to make friends, and you never know who's "cool".
if i was with my friends and somebody asked me what i did the night before, i'd tell them i shotgunned pabst until i couldn't see, dosed some opiates, prank called all the Walgreens in the phone book and pissed in a kiddie pool.
if i get asked what i did the night before from a co-worker, i say, "nothing."

but sometimes shit slips out.
like:
"fuck no i don't shop at Wal-Mart. i prefer my fellow humans stay out of poverty and keep their dignity.
the only good thing about Wal-Mart is that they are the only place open when yr smashed up on morphine and you just fucking NEED to buy Sorority Boys."

i need to learn to shut my fucking mouth.
otherwise they just ask questions.