i write with a #2 pencil

last night i was looking through all my crap that i need to go to vet tech school. nightmares ensued.
i'm so scared that i'll be too dumb to go back to school. i have to take the placement tests where i know they'll tell me to forget about "college" and to go practice my 4th grade math skills instead.
if you don't believe me, i still use my fingers for adding and subtracting. no joke. watch next time we play rummy and i insist on keeping score and keep asking you, "this is right, isn't is? carry the 2 right?"
sick.

bleh, let's not talk about it right now.

smells like husky poop.

Main Entry: di·ar·rhea
Pronunciation: "dI-&-'rE-&
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English diaria, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarrhoia, from diarrhein to flow through, from dia- + rhein to flow -- more at STREAM
1 : abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
2 : excessive flow


To the tune of Barry Manilows' "Mandy".............

Oh Boppy, you came and you shit in my hallway, but i wasn't mad, oh Boppy

Oh Aries, you went to the vet and a got a shot, you cried like a puppy, oh Aries

Oh Silly, you cry when you poop so much pudding, while it ever be solid, oh Silly

goddamnit. this is so hard. i really can't complain because i'm not the one shitting mud all over the place, but fuck, i really feel for her. i swear if i could suck the sick right out her, i would. i would take it for her so she wouldn't ever have to feel like this again.