underestimated wicked

why can't you be me?

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Thursday, March 03, 2005

I am the center of the Universe.

As you all might have noticed last night, I did NOT make it on the show America's Next Top Model. Fuck them anyway. I actually had to turn it off because the women were making me physically sick. Real girls don't look like science room skeletons with itty bitty swimming suits and palm tree tattoos. I'm not gonna puke my party pizza up just because Tyra and Janice Dickinson tell me i have excess adipose tissue.

Although it would have been the shit to get out of Bryn Mawr, I now say fuck that show.

No way.
i'm a real girl. a punk rock girl. how could i have been so stupid?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found this post inspiring -- and I'm a guy.

5:10 PM  
Blogger maria said...

thank you

7:00 PM  
Blogger J said...

Honestly? I'm not surprised you didn't get on. Only because they want the most boring, plain, "beautiful" girls who aren't really attractive whatsoever. You've got the kind of good looks they don't understand, and frankly it's their fucking loss anyway. Either way, you can STILL get out of Bryn Mawr.

11:08 PM  

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