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YUCK. Will getting my "yearly" ever get easier?
I don't like doctors in general, but the "female parts doctor" has got to be the worst, and scariest.
Cold tools, the mask, the sheet, and stirrups...I feel like I could cry just thinking about it.
I can't imagine ever being preggers. For one, the creepy little alien inside your tiny uterus (ewwww), and all the doctor appointments, then getting it OUT!? No way. I want my shit tied up. Don't get me wrong, kids are the shit, and maybe when I'm 40, I'll adopt like 20 of them. I'll take them all. The ones with no legs, the ones that can't see, you name it. But I do not want to grow my own.
I guess I'd rather take the babies that need someone very badly than make more. And I'm scared of looking like a pear.
but yeah, my appointment isn't for a few days, and I'm already getting a tummyache about it.
gynecology is my nightmare.
I don't like doctors in general, but the "female parts doctor" has got to be the worst, and scariest.
Cold tools, the mask, the sheet, and stirrups...I feel like I could cry just thinking about it.
I can't imagine ever being preggers. For one, the creepy little alien inside your tiny uterus (ewwww), and all the doctor appointments, then getting it OUT!? No way. I want my shit tied up. Don't get me wrong, kids are the shit, and maybe when I'm 40, I'll adopt like 20 of them. I'll take them all. The ones with no legs, the ones that can't see, you name it. But I do not want to grow my own.
I guess I'd rather take the babies that need someone very badly than make more. And I'm scared of looking like a pear.
but yeah, my appointment isn't for a few days, and I'm already getting a tummyache about it.
gynecology is my nightmare.
posted by maria | 2:07 PM
2 Comments:
Have kids in your late thirties, this way you'll already look like a pear anyway and no one will notice the difference.
When I was pregnant with my third child, they told me he would likely be Downs Syndrome. At first I was freaked out and then I thought, what a blessing it is to be chosen to carry this special little being. Special babies need special mommys. I was releived to find out he was not Downs, and yet a part of me felt as though I missed out on something special.
The ones with no legs are the easiest to watch I hear.
You know? I've got a gyno I can recommend. He does a weekly on my blog.
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