1st Class?

I hate the phrase long distance relationship. why does it have to have such a stupid title?

More importantly, how do you keep a friend that lives a million miles away? You don't go to the same places anymore, hang out with the same people, or even know what streets either of you are talking about.
Times zones are all over the place, and you never know when someone's bedtime is, unless you can see if their lights are on or off.

it's actually really sad. Otherwise why would there be huge long drawn-out goodbyes? It's because it is like losing someone, even it is just a little bit. It sucks.
So, we load up on stamps, revise our long-distance plans, and save up for plane tickets. Or do we? It's not part of the routine, so I forget to do those things. It's not intentional, it's just different.
But if you don't want that special buddy gone forever, I guess you get your shit together, and do something about it.

Fuck. I have to go to Office Max. Am I a bad person? nah... I'm just a regular old human.