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Apparently I am committing the biggest crime of the century just short of drowning babies because I do not like to answer my telephone. Send in the Riot Squad! Maria screens her calls!
I don't know how it happens, but it seems that there are some chatty kathys out there who like to give out my digits, therefore I get creeps, pervs, and annoying insects calling all time that I would rather not speak to. I went out and bought a great thrift store answering machine for the entire purpose of NOT answering. I don't have to.
I prefer email anyway.
What really gets me is when people call, and DON'T leave a message. Then how the fuck am I supposed to know who to call back? Tell me. HOW? Yeah, I fucking can't.
So if I don't answer, and you don't leave a message, do me a favor, and stop calling. You obviously don't need to hear my voice that badly.
And stop bitching that I'm sooooo hard to get ahold of.
it's not like I'm the Trump, I AM around, and you can find me.
do us both a favor and LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE MUTHERFUCKING BEEP.
I don't know how it happens, but it seems that there are some chatty kathys out there who like to give out my digits, therefore I get creeps, pervs, and annoying insects calling all time that I would rather not speak to. I went out and bought a great thrift store answering machine for the entire purpose of NOT answering. I don't have to.
I prefer email anyway.
What really gets me is when people call, and DON'T leave a message. Then how the fuck am I supposed to know who to call back? Tell me. HOW? Yeah, I fucking can't.
So if I don't answer, and you don't leave a message, do me a favor, and stop calling. You obviously don't need to hear my voice that badly.
And stop bitching that I'm sooooo hard to get ahold of.
it's not like I'm the Trump, I AM around, and you can find me.
do us both a favor and LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE MUTHERFUCKING BEEP.
posted by maria | 9:09 PM
3 Comments:
Ugh I hate that. Mystery numbers show up on my cell, so I don't answer them. I figure once they leave a message and I know who they are, then I'll call them back. And they never leave a freakin' message! You don't have to call me 4 times in a row. Just leave a message the first time, people.
Maria,
I used to have the same blog template as you. The crowd was in an uproar when I changed it, well, it could be because I went to Bratz doll pink. I found warm beige calmed them down again.
You made me laugh. I look forward to seeing the world through your blogs. I can live my life vicariously through you without having to go through the pain of the peircings.
darlene!
silly girl, piercings are fun!
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