Thanks, Liz.

There are so many things I would do differently if I were to ever go back to 7th
grade.

1. When Dan Stromberg signed my yearbook with "leave me alone", instead of crying, I would have broken his glasses.
2. When Maren told me that "real girls don't wear skulls," I would tell her that real girls aren't catty rotten bitches.
3. When I had that very first Newport in my fingers, I would have pitched it out the window and never looked back.
4. I would have not cheated on my piano lessons.
5. I would have totally taken pictures of the burning pentagram in the field across the street.
6. I would not have been so mean to Ian. When I think back, he probably the coolest kid in my class. (even if he did name his cockateil Maria...weird..)
7. I would have used tampons, and not those huge awful diaper pads, and made that embarrassing mistake in gym class.
8. I would have gone to Northtown much much less and got a better hobby.
9. I got kicked out of choir because my teacher told me I had the "attention span of a gnat." that, I do not regret.
10. I would have rented House Party 1,800 times, instead of only 1,523.

next time, 9th grade...Lookout.