The Replacements need to find a job, now.

I GOT IT! I am now officially employed. I still can't believe it... After 8 months of not having steady work, I'm going to have 8 hour days again. Shit, I guess this means no hanging out in my jammies until 9pm, then going out and having unsuspecting punk boys buying me Pabst all night.. Wait! Now I can buy my own beer. Aww..Double shit!

No, for real I am sooperdooperexcitedtothemax to start my training as a PHLEBOTOMIST. I'll get to wear scrubs, and not worry if I'm BizCas enough, cuz I really don't own anything that hasn't been modified with rips, spray-paint, safety pins, and hardcore patches.
I'll basically be playing with other peoples blood all day. Perfect job for a 13 year old boy trapped in a 24 year old girl's body.
Yeah, I love blood, guts, comics, cartoons, porn, video games, poop jokes, beer, worms, lizards, dinosaurs, legos, punk rock, gummy bears, dirt, horror, Danzig, skateboards, and sneaking out windows.
But I won't tell the donors that. I will be on my bestest most professional behavior......yep.
So be happy for me. I'm on my way to being kinda responsible.


I need a God damn job
I need a God damn job
I really need a God damn job
I need a God damn job

God dammit
God dammit
God damn, I need a God damn job

I need a God damn girl
I need a God damn girl
I really need a God damn girl
I need a God damn girl

God dammit
God dammit

God damn, I need a God damn job
Right now right now

An honest job, if I can find one



No thanks, Tommy! I got one!