Flush.

I scored a second interview! I cannot believe it. For a girl who was once told, "you are completely unhirable," I have a chance at an honest to goodness, no more blowing midgets for David Lynch to watch, JOB. No shit.
BUT.........There is a catch.....
Today's interview was an over-the-phone half our deal. Yeah.
Tomorrow, they actually have to meet me.
I don't know how that will go over. Cover up the sick tats, take out the face rings, comb my hair, remember to not swear, (I have a pretty goddamn dirty mouth), and act like a normal, civil human.

Ok. Great. Now I have diarrhea again.