Go Rebels!
I have been having a lot of dreams about being in high school again, the one place I don't ever want to go back to.
So, I'm going to try and stop these nightmares by thinking about the old days.
some things I would change if I ever had to re-live 9th grade.
1. I would have smoked way less grass.
2. I wouldn't have had such a lousy, controlling, crazy boyfriend.
3. I would have made more girl-friends.
4. I would have been more determined and pried ALL my braces off with the screwdriver, and not just 2 or 3.
5. I would have worked harder to save Comedy Sports from being cancelled. (we were REALLY funny....Yeah, funny like Mary-Kate slicing herself...)
6. I would have stood up for myself WAY more. Being a green mohawked teenager with huge pants and braces is really rough, I got pushed into so many lockers, and thrown into so many boys bathrooms....But those kids got theirs, when I was a senior...They were sorry then, and they'll be sorry at the reunion.
7. I probably should have run away when I had the chance.
8. When my lab partner wrote KKK on her notebook, I should have punched her face really hard
9. Do not drop acid 1st period. I swear it will fuck up your whole day.
10. When your parents ask what you did over the weekend, you lie, lie, lie. Or they'll never let you out again.
I'm bored with this.
So, I'm going to try and stop these nightmares by thinking about the old days.
some things I would change if I ever had to re-live 9th grade.
1. I would have smoked way less grass.
2. I wouldn't have had such a lousy, controlling, crazy boyfriend.
3. I would have made more girl-friends.
4. I would have been more determined and pried ALL my braces off with the screwdriver, and not just 2 or 3.
5. I would have worked harder to save Comedy Sports from being cancelled. (we were REALLY funny....Yeah, funny like Mary-Kate slicing herself...)
6. I would have stood up for myself WAY more. Being a green mohawked teenager with huge pants and braces is really rough, I got pushed into so many lockers, and thrown into so many boys bathrooms....But those kids got theirs, when I was a senior...They were sorry then, and they'll be sorry at the reunion.
7. I probably should have run away when I had the chance.
8. When my lab partner wrote KKK on her notebook, I should have punched her face really hard
9. Do not drop acid 1st period. I swear it will fuck up your whole day.
10. When your parents ask what you did over the weekend, you lie, lie, lie. Or they'll never let you out again.
I'm bored with this.
posted by maria | 5:21 PM
2 Comments:
Bored with blogging? That was fast. Maybe now you know why I don't write enough. Not that I'm BORED...I just don't have any tales from 9th grade. I was a kid who just tried to stay out of trouble - not cool enough to hang with the cool kids, and not nerdy enough to get picked on. A ghost, if you will.
i wished i'd dropped acid in high school... though it probably wouldn't have made the mean kids who threw things at me at lunch seem any more pleasant. bah. high school sucked.
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