Panic in the streets of Bryn Mawr

What do you think would happen if the Smiths were to just come out today. Not come out in the boy kiss boy sense, but if they just released their first record today?
Would anyone get it, or would they be laughed right out of college radio? Not only is the music breathtaking, but that voice. Where do you get that these days? You don't. We don't. Unless you wanna buy a Morrissey album. And you do. But there is no more music like the Smiths, and I don't know if it would have worked in any other time period then when they first popped up. Funny how things happen. Lord knows Duran Duran can't make it now, but that's another whole fist of weird.

I wonder what Morrissey is doing right now, this second. Probably something so totally cool and morose that us puny humans could never understand pain and suffering as he knows it. It make our heads explode, and our hearts pump acid.

Meat is murder, and you're the one for me, fatty.