MY EYE!!!! MY GODDAMN EYE!!!

This is my prob: I'm really loving my new LiveJournal. What do I do with this blog nobody reads?

I have no loyal fans, which is totes understandable, so maybe I should take the venture?

fuck it.....This is not something I should stress about. Duh. I have a real life ya know. Really. You don't believe me?

yr the weakest link. Goodbye.

see? That was real funny.

Like a goddamn comedian.

Rain, rain, fuck off for another day.

So, the big Bryn Mawr Yard Sale was today, and yeah, the heavens opened up, and the rain hammered down, and god* said, "Maria, I HATE YOU." This was my first yard sale EVER. I freaked out for two weeks, gathering items, pricing them, folding, dusting, making signs, just to have my dreams of getting rid of my useless crap destroyed.

So there. I brought all my crap back in, and I'm going to wait for tomorrow.

watch, there's gonna be a monsoonado/tornsoon or whatever natural disaster that can ruin my day.

fuck it.





*god? What god? If that's really the case, we're all fucked, but until then: NO GODS NO MASTERS NO SLAVES!

I am a big fat trader.

i started a...sshh....LiveJournal!

but don't worry Blogger...yr. still my big time favorite.



FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!

Should this be $13, or a nickel?

Even though I'm really happy with my new canine canaveral, I've been pretty uninspired, (unless you want to hear gooey parent tails(HA!) of my dog......Dude, you don't...I'm not that girl.)

So, it's another list. Because that's what you get, because that's all I got.

I have a cold sore.

I have to price stuff for the big neighborhood garage sale. I'm getting rid of that leather skirt. No. I can't. I might fit into it again someday. No I won't. Dude, it's summer, you'll get rid of that gut. Will I? Dude.

all my plants are still alive.

my mom doesn't like my blog. (well, actually, she thinks I could be doing something more "meaningful".) where's that eye rolling emoticon?

there's a crisp dollar bill inside Montel Williams head.

I'm still afraid to merge into traffic.


bye!