This one has a little car this one has a little star...

I want to confess some things I've been feeling kind of guilty about. Not so guilty that I'd call Maury, or write a note in kitten's blood before I hung from the pipes above my bed, just tiny little secrets I have.

now move in, listen close, and don't tell anybody.

I've been sneaking cigarettes. So what. I've been smoking like, 30 packs a day since I was 14, one or two half smokes a day is quite the improvement.

I think Furries are very hot. Something about an anthropomorphic fox in a bowtie like on Zoobilee Zoo just drives me crazy. Maybe it was all the puppets I had as a little girl.

sometimes when I take Louise out for walks, I forget to bring a plastic bag. When she poops, I pretend like it never happened and run away. I am pretty sorry about that.

I have not been studying Ukrainian at all. I just can't get into it.

I tell people that I woke up earlier than I actually did.

I change my clothes about 13 times a day.

ok. Now you can tell me yrs. I promise to keep yr secrets, cuz I wouldn't want my confession of how I dance naked with pictures of Billy Idol while drinking white wine floats. sshhhh.....